Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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