- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Tucker Rivera

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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