A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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