- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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