What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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