- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats worse than a joke? This

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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