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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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