- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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