Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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