Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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