There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Anti Joke

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