- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

I read the terms of service.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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