Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

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