- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did? Yes

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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