- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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