What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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