- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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