- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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