Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Guess what? I like trains.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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