What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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The New York Giants

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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