- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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