Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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The New York Giants

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Anti Joke

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