What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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