Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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