- Anti Joke

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa