When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

thumb_up thumb_down -8

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the black guy die? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock Come in

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops