- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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