- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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