- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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