Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Suck pussy

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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