Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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