You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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