- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is older than history?

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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