- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Jimmy Saville

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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