- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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