A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Your mom went to college

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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