What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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