- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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