- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

an american walks out of a strip club.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

This isn't funny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A bar walks into a man

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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