wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Anti Joke

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