- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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