- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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