- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

hi penis ham telephone

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A house comes around the corner.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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