- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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