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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Black people stink of shite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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