Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

womens rights.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A lot eh?

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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