What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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