- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

A black man walks out of a police station

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Take part of what?

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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