Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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