Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

It's all Taggart

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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