- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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