What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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american idol

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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