Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Anyone can post anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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