- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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