Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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