- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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