Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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