- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Women's professional sports

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A baby seal walks into a club.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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