- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A: Knock Knock B: 7

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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