- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

The Princess is in another castle

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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