curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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