What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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