When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

where's mom I killed her

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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