- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

this website is a bad joke

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

why dont they make black forks

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

2 black kids walk into school

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

No your aunties a joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??