- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

i dont fisish anythi

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

You having friends.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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