Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

im @ work, LOL.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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