- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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