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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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