- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why am I writing this...im bored

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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