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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

whats worse than failing your maths test?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

* anti-punchline

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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