- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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