- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

whats worse than failing your maths test?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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