How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Your mother is so fat.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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