- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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