What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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