Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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