Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You sick fiend

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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