Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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penis. nuff said.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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