- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Who is it?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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