- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

anti jokes are really funny

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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