- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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