Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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