- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Its behind you like if you looked behind

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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