In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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