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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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