No your aunties a joke

Camerons hair is Curly..

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

ask me if im a door yes

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