Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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