How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How High is a Chinese man

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

women rights

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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