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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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