- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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