- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Nobody cares maddie!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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