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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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