- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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