What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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