A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

autistic kids rock

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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