How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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read this sentence again.

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