whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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