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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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