Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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