- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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