- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Alchohol.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

George W. Bush

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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