- Anti Joke

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.