- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

NEVER

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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