- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

your face

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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