Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Chuck Norris.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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