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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!