- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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