- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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