whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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WILLYS

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Error 37.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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