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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Phew... it's gone.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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